ST - how about shut up

fic: Man Bites Dog

Title: Man Bites Dog (Some Sort of Transposition)
Pairing: Kirk/Spock preslash sorta
Rating: R for profanity
Warnings: None except the crack
Notes: A probable slight mangling of the spirit of ethrosdemon's prompt. Also fills 'meeting AU counterparts' for Cliché Bingo. BINGO FOR ME. Beta-read by rhaegal. The title is horrible and partly comes from "Mirror, Mirror".
Summary: Kirk, Spock and McCoy get transported into a universe where Vulcans are the 'bad guys' and Romulans are in the Federation.

Spock and Bones were already waiting on the transporter pad when Jim came in at a jog.

fic: hide your feathers on the back porch (star trek reboot - r - kirk/cupid, kirk/mccoy)

title : hide your feathers on the back porch
rating : r (for groping and language mostly)
fandom : star trek reboot
pairing : kirk/cupid, kirk/mccoy
word count : 4231
disclaimer: i own noooooothing at all.
warnings : for weirdness, crack and cupid being a bitch.
summary : Kirk says no to the wrong people but learns a few things on the way.
notes : it's practically a sequel to sam cooke was a delusional fool although how i got from that to this, i have no idea. i feel like i've written the first episode of some kind of weird soap opera.

(Contrary to popular belief, James T. Kirk is not a complete whore.)
doctor who - ten oh she knows

Fic - Valentines

Title Valentines
Author Kiwi
Fandom Star Trek XI
Rating PG
Characters, Pairing The whole crew~
Summary Kirk has the crew celebrate Valentine's Day, reminiscent of those days in grade school.
Warnings CRACK.
Disclaimer This is a work of fiction, and is in no way affiliated with the Star Trek franchise.
A/N Not beta'd. A lot less funny than I hoped it would be. Pfft. taconaco's fault, for drawing this.

Kirk all but skipped onto the bridge, a large pink box clutched to his chest.
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This is the Life, Every Single Day (3)

Title: Chapter Two: First-Name Basis (follows Prologue: Metropolis, Meet Smallville and Chapter One: Captain Fine)
Author: sabine1392
Summary: “The strangest thing happened to me, Jim. I’m not sure I believe it.” He turns back to Jim. “But if it’s true, then I’m done with investigative reporting for a long time. Because I think I just found the best story on the face of the earth.”
Rating: PG-13, for swearing
A/N: It's an AU where the Star Trek characters are actually characters in the DC Universe. WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT?!

Written for shewhohashope's prompt: Superhero AU



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This is the Life, Every Single Day (2)

Title: Chapter One: Captain Fine (follows Prologue: Metropolis, Meet Smallville)
Author: sabine1392
Summary: Their first assignment together, a piece on pollution of the bay, goes horribly, horribly wrong, right in the worst possible place.
Rating: PG-13, for swearing
A/N: It's an AU where the Star Trek characters are actually characters in the DC Universe. WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT?!

Written for shewhohashope's prompt: Superhero AU


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The Rest of the Mighty Morphin Starfleet Rangers

Author: happydalek
Summary:  The bridge crew of the Enterprise are recruited by Zordon to become Power Rangers and defeat the evil Rita Repulsa.
Rating: PG, for science fiction violence and peril, and mild salty language. 
A/N: Okay, so here's where the hokey transformation sequence and fighting-of-rubber-suited-monsters actually happens.  As for the specific kinds of Rangers they become, well...I figured one reboot deserved another, and Power Rangers changed its tone every couple of seasons, anyway.  Enjoy.  Unless I have insulted and/or ruined everyone's childhoods with this, in which case, I apologize.
 
crazy, yul, brain

Fic: Mighty Morphin Starfleet Rangers (Star Trek/Power Rangers)

Title: The Mighty Morphin Starfleet Rangers (1/3)
Autho
r: happydalek
Summary:  The bridge crew of the Enterprise are recruited by Zordon to become Power Rangers and defeat the evil Rita Repulsa.
Rating: PG, for science fiction violence and peril, and mild salty language. 
A/N: Written in response to </a></b></a>anenko 's prompt on </a></b></a>startrek_crack , this is probably toeing the line between crackfic and downright badfic.  But it simply demanded to be written, and when crack is involved, my brain refuses to censor itself for inane things like "quality."
 

ACT TWO OF Native Species' Territory Calls, Which When Anthropomorphized Resemble The Sound of Music

Title: Native Species' Territory Calls, Which When Anthropomorphized Resemble The Sound of Music
Author: gogollescent /possibly_thrice
Rating: ahahahaha I don't even know. What's the rating for RAPING YOUR CHILDHOOD?
Pairing: None yet. Later? Don't go there.
Summary/Prompt: Captain James T. von Kirk needs a governess for his seven children. Plz note: will only be funny if you have seen the Sound of Music and remember it well. Actually it might not be funny even then. But anyway. Yeah, basically, Star Trek meets the Sound of Music. This is the first act of probably at least five. *facepalm*
Note/Warnings: I'm an idiot. Did I mention the childhood-rape? Yeah. That. Act One is here.

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