This is the community for the Star Trek Reboot crackfic challenge. That basically means you will find a lot of crazy here.
Depending on when you're reading this, we are either accepting prompts, accepting fic, or closed for business. I don't know when in the time-space continuum you are, however, so you'll have to come inside and observe.
I hope you're not JJ Abrams, but if you are--whatever dude, we forgive you for the last season of Alias.